Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Shouting Edition

Searching for that missing piece Ltr(chicago)
INTEGRITY,LOVE,KIDS,THATS WHAT I WANTIM LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT FOR 1 THE TRUE FAIRYTALE ENDING MY IDEAL MATE HAS CHILDREN OR WOULD LIKE SOME AS I ADORE CHILDREN.I HAVE NOT BEEN LUCKY TO RAISE ONE BUT SEEK TO HAVE SOMEDAY.IM VERY MUCH INTO SELF IMPROVEMENT AND I DONT DRINK OR INDULGE IN DRUGS,I AM FROM LAFAYETTE SO I HAVE THAT LOVE OF ROMANCE IN MY HEART,A TRUE ROMANTIC SO TOO SPEAK.I JUST WANT SOMEONE I CAN TALK TOO THAT WILL ASSIST ME IN MY WALK OF LIFE,SOMEONE THAT WILL HELP ME NOT HOLD ME BACK.LOVE ME AS I WOULD LOVE her,TO BE THERE AS I WOULD BE THERE ALSO,BUT I SEEK ONE THAT IS HONEST,YOUR HIGHEST VALUE IN LIFE MUST BE INTEGRITY,BUT YOU MUST ALSO BE WILLING TO TAKE CHANCES,NOT BE AFRAID OF LIFE ONLY WISH TO LIVE LIFE...............IF THIS IS YOU THEN PERHAPS WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW..............................KINDLY ATTACH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN THE SUBJECT LINE

First of all, I wish I could somehow turn down the volume of this post. Obviously this person is like 80 so we'll go easy.

Looking for a fairytale romance on Craigslist? You might as well post, "looking for Nigerian Prince to wire money to."

Also abstaining from drugs and alcohol isn't the flex they think it is. So they want someone not only to hang out with their caps lock butt, but also do it sober?? Yikes.

I just don't know about the whole kids thing. It's creeping me out that they're so insistent.


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