Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Trader Joe's Edition... Again

Woman inside Trader Joe’s(Glen Ellyn)
Little bit about you, you are a beautiful female with few extra pounds, curvy body, glasses and maybe in your 40s. I ran into you at Trader Joe’s and couldn’t keep my eyes off you. You acknowledged unwanted attention with a big smile. Are you looking for some fun and attention? If you are write to me here.

Good lord this is an absolute disaster. First of all, why would you EVER describe ANYONE as having a "few extra pounds"?? Was this person raised by wolves?

"You acknowledged unwanted attention with a big smile." Um??? So you have the self-awareness enough to know she doesn't want attention, but not enough to realize that the smile is forced. Yikes.

Honestly, if I go into a Trader Joe's and don't get a missed connection written about me, I'm gonna be offended at this point. Clearly it's the place to go to get -nearly- hit on.


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