Craigslist Missed Connections: Orange Juice Shirt Edition ??


RIP IT UP orange juice shirt(Logan Square)
we just talked briefly outside of the south loop market about your orange juice shirt, but I forgot where you said you purchased.

I legitimately thought this was an aggressively sexual post because this person was obviously STRONGLY attracted to someone wearing an orange juice shirt.

Frankly, I'm still not convinced otherwise.

After all, a simple google search would show that you can easily find an orange juice shirt from Rip It Up within seconds. Like right here.

And this person is already on the internet. It's not like they don't know how to use google.

So in conclusion

WEAR AN ORANGE JUICE SHIRT IF YOU WANNA GET LAID.