Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Whole Foods Edition

whole foods(wheaton)
You were the pretty red head who gave me directions
yesterday. I was late for work.I wanted to get your
number.You had the best yoga pants. If you see this,
let's meet for a drink.

Holy sh*t I don't even know where to begin. First of all, if you're trying to seem appealing, maybe reminding her how much of a pos you are isn't the best way to start out. "I was late for work" oh great the rando at the grocery store is also unreliable! What a guy!

And what a wonderful identifying feature to focus on: the best yoga pants.

A woman. Wearing yoga pants. in Whole Foods. Yeah that really narrows it down! You're bound to find her!


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