Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Target Edition

Late night target run(Chicago)
Looking for the tall, dark and handsome that was in the freezer section, then a few people after me in the check out lane, and possibly walking a block behind me on my way back home.
I was in the grey jacket and jeans with a messy bun.
Posting, just in case....
Because what are the chances, right?

Let this be a lesson to heterosexual men everywhere: the bar is old news. Target is the new place to meet women. But let them come to you. Seriously just being a hot guy in a Target is enough. That's really all we want.

Like this dude might be a legit stalker. Saw her. Maybe chose the same checkout lane on purpose (really adding a double meaning to "check out" am I right???), then maybe followed her home??? And she's still here for it.

Then again, maybe she's just terrible at picking up on red flags...

But really! Target! Try it!


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