Dollar General
I saw you at a Dollar General. You were in line in front of me. We made eye contact, but exchanged no words. We had a similar moment out by our vehicles. You were dressed in gray sweatpants and cowgirl boots. I loved how you looked in them. They left little to the imagination. I'd love to get in contact. Please reach out if you see this. Put the town/city in the subject line so I know it's you.
I 100% just picked this post because of the cowgirl books. Specifically his describing them as leaving "little to the imagination." Apparently, cowgirl boots can somehow be revealing. Puzzling, given they cover your ankles and feet entirely. In fact, one could argue they're of the most modest of footwear. But that's neither here nor there, the point is: women can have no peace. She's literally wearing sweatpants and cowboy boots to a dollar store. And still, some dude is like, "OBVIOUSLY SHE WANTS TO BANG SHE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE BRIEFLY AS I WALKED PAST HER." Yeah, man. She's super into you. -insert eyeroll here-