Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: XSport Edition

Xsport(Lincoln Park)
Noticed you today in the men’s locker room. We locked eyes a few times. You were shirtless with grey sweat pants. Should of said something but didn’t. What color shirt was I wearing?

First of all, why are you locking eyes with anyone in the bathroom? That's an "eyes on the wall at all times" kind of place. Was the other guy shirtless the entire time he was in the bathroom? But really I'm concerned about the poster. Strange men making eye contact in gym bathrooms while staying shirtless should be seen as red flags, not conquests. Then again, it's Craigslist. I don't know what I was expecting.


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