Craigslist Missed Connections: Diamond Edition

Diamond in the rough
Looking for a orthodox Jewish woman, who would like a little more excitement in her life. Maybe you are not getting your needs met and need something more or maybe you just don’t have your needs met at all.
Good conversation is hard to find. Please be 18 to 65 and send pic, age and number if interested.
Looking to hear from you.

This entire ad is a rollercoaster from start to finish. We jump right in with the very specific request of an orthodox Jewish woman. I don't know if this person has read up on anything pertaining to what that entails, but it's probably not gonna work out for them unless they're also Jewish and are down to get married. And what an age range! Sure, it starts as young as one can legally go, but there's a cap at 65! After all, they have standards.