Where the world be without Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand Goop?
Exactly where we are now, but just a little better off. But that's neither here nor there.
After bringing us the vagina scented candle, coffee enema recommendations, and a jade egg that you put inside you to fix... that part's unclear, now Gwyneth Paltrow is giving us a vibrator.
Not all that strange, and given it's somewhat reasonable price tag, you may think this is the only normal thing on Goop's website. Until you read the description and get to that unholy sentence:
And it's a thing of beauty on the nightstand.
Who is looking at their vibrator like it's a piece of artwork?
Who wants to proudly display their vibrator out in the open?
Trick questions: the answer to both is not, in fact, "no" but "Gwyneth Paltrow" who seems to be incapable of normal.