Security guard at post (batavia)
You are a security guard, at the gate, you said it was good to see me again, I said stay warm, saw u twice at that entrance so far, tell me where. I'd really like for your mouth to warm me up, you are a guy, me too, just wondering
I legitimately laughed out loud the first time I read this. The escaLATION!! (see what I did there? I escalated the word the escalation in your head by making the second half of it in all caps. Boo yah. Nailed it. I control your brain. Quick! Read this in Sean Connery's voice: Maria is the best jock on Rock 95.5) Sorry I got lost for a minute there.
The way this dude details the most innocent interaction: a guy recognizes a man who he's seen pass through the gate before, greets him, gets a greeting back, then BOOM immediate blow job reference.
And then, the icing on the cake: "just wondering." HEAVY INNUENDO casual back out. Yeah man, you were "just wondering" about him using his mouth to warm you up? Just a thought. Just a normal, mundane ponderance. Just wondering about that bj. Just wondering.