Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Shopping Center Edition

North point shopping center (Jewel)(Arlington Heights)
MWM looking to meet a MWF for 420 time, talking, chilling out. Talk about life, and out situation from home to job. If we share a connection who knows we’re it might or might not lead to. No worries not looking to change anything accept to make our lives better during the pandemic, and beyond.
No males! Thank you.
Please be local to my area no out of state or city girls. I’m never in the city.
Finally my post is real. I’m real.
Well let’s chat. It’s cold today. Be safe.

I have a sneaking suspicion we've come across this guy before. Almost innocent, but "No males!" is always a giveaway. He'll drive this time, but NOT to the city. That's where he draws the line. I just love that he specifies not only that the post is real, but that he's real. We know, my guy. No one was thinking to themselves, "damn, he wants to smoke weed, hang out, possibly bang, and he won't drive to me?? This is too good to be true!!"


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