Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Smoothie Edition

Tropical Smoothie(Rand Rd Arlington Heights)
Anyone else like tropical Smoothie. My favorite is pineapple 🍍,and coconut 🥥. What’s yours?
So here is the deal. I’m a male in the Arlington Heights area. To be clear my post goes out to females . No men or anyone to far.
So as I said male in the burbs would like a female friend. Recently because of Covid I lost my job. I don’t want money I’m getting by. I want a friend a friend who will enjoy chatting, e mail or text, if we ever meet share in some 420 , and chill. That all said I want to get to know you on line first before any meeting.
I need or want to add more, but if you like what you read please reply with a small bio, and a pic if you want.
MWM
Caucasian
Short
Nice looking
Very open to the world around me.

Look, when we're starting at "Craigslist post" we already know we're not dealing with the cream of the crop. So it's perhaps unsurprisingly, this dude is so transparently trying to come across as really cool, laid back, and friendly, but holy crap he doesn't hide the desperation at ALL.

He uses his favorite opener, of course. Smoothie talk. Immediately on the topic of sucking. Oldest trick in the book*.

Dude will not go out of his way though. No dudes. No driving. Those are his rules.

Also he lost his job. No money necessary, but needs to share your weed.

He's got standards though. You gotta prove you're cool enough to hang out before he meets up.

Or he's just a nice dude who wants to hang.

*I've never read the book.


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