Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connections: Coffee Edition

Jewel Wooddale
You, younger guy. Thin. Light color hair.
Me, older guy and you definitely checked me out.
Coffee?

No, it's not out there in terms of creepiness. But don't be fooled thinking this is an innocent post. Coffee is the oldest trick in the book.

No, the beauty in this post is that it gives you approximately f*ck all to go off of. No age range. Just younger and older. No height. Just thin. No hair color. Just light.

As for him he's... just older. And YOU DEFINITELY CHECKED HIM OUT OK?? You did. He's sure of it this time. So sure that instead of getting your number he took to Craigslist to give the most vague description possible. It's like he doesn't even want to get laid.

Maybe he just wants coffee.


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