Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

Craigslist Missed Connection: Aurora Edition

Cute Aurora University freshman
Cute Aurora University freshman F student from N. Aurora. I bumped into you at walmart and I lost your number.
Me: 40, dark hair, big white smile and you said I looked like someone on one of your shows

No. No no no no no no no. Let me be clear: I don't care how big of an age gap your parents or grandparents had. I don't care if your spouse is twice (or half) your age and it works. Those are exceptions, this is more than likely the rule. Why is a 40 year old man hitting on a college freshman? Unless she's getting her undergrad late (no shame, you go girl!!), that typically means she's in the 18/19 age range. There's absolutely no reason a 40 year old man should be flirting with an 18 year old woman. And maybe it would even be one thing if she didn't look so young and he thought she was older. But he knows. He specified freshman. It's weird.

Girl, the fact that he lost your number is a sign from the universe. Run!!


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