Maria Palmer

Maria Palmer

Dragged kicking and screaming from the dive bar whence she came, Maria Palmer continues to kick and scream on the radio waves. Keeping the rock ‘n...Full Bio

 

There's a Foot Fleshlight for Some God Awful Reason

I just don't know how to cope with this

The worst part of all of this, was I did some research on this category of... erotic objects ("erotic" seems like... oh god I don't want to use the term "stretch" here but you get what I'm going for) and there are more. So many more. And hyper realistic too. And a lot of them don't just have holes, but have both a complete respect and simultaneous disrespect for the female anatomy. Do you understand what I'm trying to convey to you without using the word vagina? Nailed it. Anyway, I had to see this so now you do too. No I'm not going to link you to the site to buy it. You do that on your own time.


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