This is a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting and funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast version of the show. If you want a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.
Call in Point:
(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed.)
So, as we've come to find out today that all the hottest gossip can be found on this show, Angi spilled some tea for us thirsty bitches. There are two radio people she knows, Carla Marie and Anthony who were show partners that got the boot during covid. Anyway, without a studio, the pair started doing stuff together like going on trips and hanging out all the time. It should be noted that Angi immediately assumed that if they were to get canned, Abe would do nothing fun with her (she's more than likely not wrong.) He would go to Vegas with her but that's about it. Anyway, the strong assumption had been that the pair were dating because it just seemed like that would make sense. Detective Taylor was once again spot on in her assumptions as it turned out they actually had been dating for the last year or so. This spawned a discussion point which she was curious to indulge in. Is there someone that you are currently dating that you are keeping as a secret from others and if that's the case, why is it a secret? This topic actually makes sense and works with Abe because he had a secret relationship with his currently suffering girlfriend of 5 years now Cathy Tropicana. The reason that they kept it under wraps involved the fact that much like this radio pairing, Abe and Cathy both worked together on the same show as well. Though it wasn't an HR issue or anything, the problem was that revealing it would give ammunition to the morning show zoo Abe was associated with at the time. It would have just made things weird and uncomfortable, so they kept it on the DL. Angi also once dated a co-worker for a few months but it kind of went nowhere and died on its own. She also knew that she would probably get those judgy looks and so she held it close to the vest. The discussion then turned to "hoovering" dudes and being thirsty. Like those thirsty dudes just want to jump in there and toss around but most girls are smart enough to shut that down right away. This topic was not one with a lot of traction as most people, even with anonymity, don't want to give up their secrets. We did hear from "Courtney," who is currently dating her ex-boyfriend's father. While scandalous enough, it should also be noted that she is 22 and he is 42. The general consensus of Angi and Abe is that this is basically his attempt at getting his hands into something he probably missed out on because he had a kid young, etc.
All the Rest:
Here at The Angi Taylor Show, we love KIϟϟ and so hearing that Gene Simmons is doing press everywhere at the moment to promote their upcoming documentary this weekend, you would think that he might show up on the show soon. Well, the truth is, there was an opportunity to interview him this week and a hard pass had to be issued after plenty of back and forth. It should be noted btw that Abe absolutely adores KIϟϟ and has spent a ton of free time seeing them, watching their shows, they even had Paul Stanley on recently. Now, pulling back the curtain even further, it was made known that Abe does a lot of behind the scenes work. He books guests and works to keep everything moving smoothly daily. However yesterday, as heartbreaking as it was to him, Abe had to tell Gene Simmons people to f off. However, Angi was not mad about this in the slightest. In fact, Angi was thrilled and proud of this act of defiance. Since we're throwing back the curtains, here's the biggest peek that's being unveiled. The rules for talking to Gene Simmons were absolutely insane. First, they were allowed a strict 7 minutes to get what was needed to be discussed done. They were forbidden from mentioning certain things and then the promoters wanted/needed to know where the interview was going to be aired, when it would be aired, would it be on social media. Angi was immediately turned off by all of this because of all these silly rules. She's actually a respectful and respected interviewer, she's not some idiot off the street or running a morning show zoo. She doesn't need nor does she want to do an interview where they are going to impose all these restrictions on her for the sake. No guest is truly worth the one thing that came of all this, stress. That's right, the whole thing started to turn into a stress headache and the emails only got more and more demanding. Eventually, with Angi's blessing, Abe put his foot down and passed on the interview. In fact, he added that it seemed like the whole thing would not be fun and just an exercise in jumping through hoops. However, because Abe is a good guy, he still went out and promoted the upcoming documentary. I should add Abe is a good guy, I'm not so if you want to know when it's airing check your local listing or listen to the podcast. Angi apologized for not wanting to box herself into a structured interview and then spent 7 minutes kissing Gene Simmons ass. Since there will be no Gene Simmons this week though, there will be plenty of other great things. One of those things though is not Chad Kroeger because as we learned yesterday, he is on the prowl and will probably attack you unprovoked.
In today's segment where we wonder if Abe is lying or just weird, Angi decided to ask him about his porn habits. When pressed if he watched it, he said not really. Apparently, he is in this Player Hater's group chat where the creeps he associates with sending tons of porn to it each and every day. When he's not being inundated with random nudes though, he doesn't feel compelled to actively search out ridiculously hot scenes like (censored) with a (censored) in their (censored) and then she takes out a (censored) and stuffs in between her (censored.) The point here is Abe is not watching porn all the time, unlike Angi. Now Angi, she is a beast with an appetite and that can only be settled with Czechoslovakian gangbang stuff. Abe chimed in that she also watches Alaskan igloo porn as well (note to self, google that tonight.) Anyway, the point of this topic was spawned by Adam and Eve, that adult site that your parents go to to get their sex toys. They did a survey that revealed only 57% of people watch porn. Also in that survey we learned that 42% of people are also liars. Angi happened to agree with the lying aspect, especially since we were recently in a pandemic and people were not able to really bump nasty bits together. Anyway, she wanted to turn to the phones to get a good feel for what gets people's engines all revved up. Of course, much like our secret dating topic from early, no one was willing to call and fess up to what gets them off. However, over on Twitter, people were a bit more forthcoming about what grinds their gears and so here's a bit of what they had to say. Abe finally broke and gave us something to work with. He is searching for chicks with everything going on: ass, balloons, two arms, two legs, a torso, maybe a head, you get the idea. Angi, as I pointed out, loves her Czech gang bang porn. Twitter uses said MILF, balloons, hentai (which is not tying people up Abe,) feet, BBW (shout out to Glenn,) amatuer. Tom was one of the few that stepped up to say that he enjoys small balloons. As for me, I've already mentioned on air that I like "straight military guy" gets seduced by a lecherous older latin man. Throw in straight solo and a little glory hole stuff and now you know why I have at least three people on standby to delete my browser history if I drop dead.
Finally, as we've heard quite a few times now, a new studio is coming for Angi and Abe. It will be beautiful, it will be a literal palace and of course, there will be no windows in it. Angi is enraged by the lack of sun and ability for her to jump if she's finally had enough that day. However, it was Abe today who went after the upcoming new studios. He wanted to know if there was going to be their own personal bathroom attached to it. Of course not, they're not getting windows, why would they get their own bathroom. The problem is (because with Abe there's always some kind of problem,) he doesn't like sharing bathrooms with other studios. Angi does not care in the slightest about Abe's want of a bathroom, she is still hung up on the lack of window thing (it's her PTSD.) Abe tried to explain how it's going to be the Taj Mahal of radio studios but that only further solidified Angi's want of windows within it. Anyway, the whole point of this being brought up was because when Abe went to the bathroom during a break, he walked in to find a shirtless guy standing by the sink. Abe was literally taken aback, you'd think that he'd be calling HR if this guy was part of their staff. Angi offered up that maybe he is one of those guys who has to get naked when he poops. Abe explained once again, for those in the back or in case he was afraid her alzheimers had kicked in, that the shirtless guy was standing by the sink. Angi was unfazed by all this and went on to explain that he got naked in the stall to keep his clothes from smelling like poop. Abe couldn't grasp this at all, the man who takes off his shirt when he's alone to eat because he doesn't like to smell like food and he's a messy pig. Anyway, this is a mystery that will remain as such because Abe ended up running out of there and into the studio so he could lose his ish on air.
Request Wars:
Current Champion: Mike
Challenger Song Choice: "Miss You"
Champion Song Choice: "Holy Diver"
Observation: Dear God, the best Rolling Stones song and a hell of an opening punch, Billy was swinging and gave no f's. Mike was a bit more subdued (no shock there) and outside of the GOAT cage battle that could occur, I'd give this to Billy (on song alone even.)
Winner: Mike
10 o' Clock Toast:
Ferrari. He was on Fox 32 News to discuss his job being more dangerous than that of a CPD officer.
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
Quote: "Radio in general doesn't think you matter, except us." - Abe
Quote: "You should not sell swords in Florida." - Abe
Quote: "If you're in Florida, you shouldn't be allowed to buy anything." - Abe
Quote: "What did the horse eat, puke or something?" - Abe
Quote: "The Fridge, isn't he in a wheelchair now? Doesn't he have gout or something?" - Abe
Quote: "Don't pleasure yourself in front of the goldfish." - Abe
Duo Quote:
"What's hentai?" - Angi
"That's where you tie people up." - Abe