Angi Taylor Show Recap with Jay the Gay - 1-21-2021

This is a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting and funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast version of the show. If you want a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.

Call in Points:

(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed and may contain things that were cut for time.)

I can't begin to explain it but today just feels amazing. It's like a breath of fresh air has blown into it, the world just feels right and everything is amazing. In fact, everyone should go out and try something new today. For example, Abe intends to get a drug habit and is going to kick it off with an 8ball of crack after the show.

Yesterday, Head Roadie Erin teased a story on Twitter that she had banged a wrestler after Wrestlemania. This came after yesterdays discussion on weirdest places you've had sex. Anyway, finding time she was able to call in today and gave all the hot and dirty details. You see, she used to live near the performance center and was friends with some of the wrestlers. This friendship allowed for her to venture off with them to Wrestlemania 21 and in turn, an after party where she snuck off with said wrestler to bang. Was it Cena, The Undertaker, Yokozuna, Randy Savage, Hollywood Hogan, the possibilities were endless. No, turned out it was ... Rob Conway. Oh, okay then, well that was something. Anyway, looking for more hot gossip, questions about wrestlers she's hung out with were asked. She's met Cena (and he apparently has a huge hog.) After the call ended, Angi went on to discuss how she essentially turned the Bella Twins into the Bella Triplets. After taking a photo with the pair, they co--signed it and suddenly it turned into Angi being requested to get in a match with them. Abe, being the forever salty one because Drew McIntyre hasn't returned his DM, decided to poke fun at the whole thing. Angi explained, as we were all thinking, that he's just jealous that he's not under Drew McIntyre's skirt.

So since Erin and Abe both got dragged, it was time for Angi to get a taste of it as well. She brought up a topic that intended to have listener call-ins and yet only needed one guest, a very special one. The topic was about lies that girls tell men that guys (being the idiots they are) tend to believe. Before Angi could even entertain some of these lies, Abe was already knew deep in a double header question. Isn't it true that when they send out naked pics, it's not the first time that they've done it? Furthermore, are the naked photos the girl is sending out stock photos that she keeps for all of her suitors? Angi's response was more intune with discussing herself. She has never taken a nude video or any variation of video. As for pictures, she has sent out nudes but they are always headless pics. In fact, when she sends Jay the Straight nudes now, they are still headless regardless. Abe explained that hoes he knows send out photos to multiple guys (sort of negating the whole point of this all together.) Anyway, Angi brought up the list of things that tend to get said. "I've never done this before." "I've only been with three guys." "He's only a friend." "I don't care how much he makes." "I don't really care about a ring." Rounding back to that special guest, Jay the Straight, Angi's husband and Abe's other bromance, called in. As the lies were discussed, Abe contemplated who Angi's on deck guy is. Jay the Straight chimed in that he would be oblivious to who it would be. Angi countered with if anything occurred, it would be all of his friends, brothers and cousins. When questioned as to his favorite lie that Angi had told him is that she's not crazy. After a quick accidental swear clean up, Angi and Jay the Straight revealed that they had both lied about banging a stripper. I guess things in the Taylor household are going to be an absolute mess tonight. The real winner out of all of this is The Italian Stallion.

Finally, Angi began the morning by explaining that people who have been trapped in isolation are starting to create imaginary friends. Abe let slip that he had an imaginary friend growing up named Noonie Anonie (sp, Abe correct this if it's wrong.) This was a well thought out childhood piece, including his own house that was simply labeled A. He also spoke english, which is helpful when dealing with a created childhood entity. However, Abe's brother Sam got a little jelly and created his own imaginary friend and House S. This to me seemed a bit too Game of Thrones meets crushing insanity but we did get another look into the mind of Abe Kanan. It should be noted btw that there was a movie about an evil imaginary friend calledZthat was released on Shudder last year and would probably be more enthralling then this bit you just read.

Request Wars:

Current Champion: El Rockquero (x1)

Challenger Song Choice: "Jump in the Fire"

Champion Song Choice: "Angry Chair"

The smack talk was so-so and ironically, so was the voting. It hit 50-50 when the winner was to be announced so an extra song had to be played to get in extra last minute votes just to give us an overall winner.

Winner: "Angry Chair"

Other Topics:

A woman recently got a DNA test as a gift from her dad and it was probably the best/worst gift because it revealed some buried family secrets. For starters, it showcased that her father wasn't actually her father, a shock that came to him as well. The real dad was a family friend who, get this, is a billionaire. Of course, as rich people tend to do, he wants nothing to do with his secret daughter. There's a hope that since this story is viral, something will come of it but all I can see is that mom is a cheat, dad got screwed and the daughter is going to remain broke. God, life is so messy.

Question, does Abe do Valentine's Day gifts for his girlfriend. The answer, which should come as no shock was no, he thinks it's stupid. Anyway, that was about all you were getting before the list of the 10 worst Valentine's Day gifts. Being serenaded by their significant other (this isn't a gift, this is a joke imo,) underwear, perfume, love coupon book (Angi dragged this,) champagne (Angi love this...big shock,) lingerie, a funny card, heart shaped chocolates, flowers and furry handcuffs. Can we add for the record that Angi would like real handcuffs for Valentine's Day.

Lastly, Maryland isn't the only place with a Powerball winner. A man in South Africa hit it big in their Powerball, winning 60 million dollars, which is just great. The day before though, his girlfriend had dumped him and moved out of their place, whoops. So a question was raised to Abe, what would happen if he dumped Cathy? If she won the Lotto, Abe assumed she would break him off a piece (don't these people ever learn.) As for the South African guy, he said he's going to donate a bunch to charity (which I'm assuming is a stripper's name) and buy his ex a fridge and a washing machine to show that there's no hard feelings. Looks like everyone ended up being a loser in some way on the show today.

10 o' Clock Toast:

Rob Conway. He got nailed by Head Roadie Erin at a Wrestlemania after party.

Show Quotes and Tidbits:

Quote: "I hate those any kind of like lame performances." - Abe (he said having a stroke)

Quote: "I'm 39, am I going to live to 69? No." - Abe

Quote:

"I'm going to start doing drugs" - Abe

"Cool, which ones?" - Angi

"Crack" - Abe

Quote:

"What wrestlers have you banged, none." - Angi

"Drew McIntyre follows me on Twitter" - Abe

Quote: "I don't master readingMoby Dickon my first try." - Abe


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