It's Thursday and you know what that means, one step closer to Chainsaw Best Bet of the Week Friday. Before we start thinking ahead though, may I say Happy Birthday to Head Roadie of BBW Glenn. I'll be celebrating with some Jack throughout the day.
Get excited because tomorrow, WWE Champion Reba McIntyre will be calling in. Sorry, let me correct myself, I meant to say Joey McIntyre. What, that's wrong too, darn. Seriously though, WWE Champion Drew McIntyre will be checking in tomorrow morning to promote Survivor Series I'd assume. Angi wasn't really having any of it and even though she's watched some wrestling, nothing could convince her that it isn't Nancy Drew calling in tomorrow. Among other things that were discussed during this breakdown. Angi said that wrestling is homoerotic and she shocked Abe when she discussed how Randy Orton slapped Drew's balls on RAW the other night. After explaining what kind of man she would want, Abe went on to explain that if Angi was to see him at a bar, Angi would probably end up making out with him.
Want to discuss two things that are absolutely stupid? Let's start with White Elephant, the gift exchange that loses its meaning some when in Abe's situation, people give out lists of what they want as gifts for the exchange. Luckily for Abe, Mama Kanan is willing to go out of her way and do his Christmas shopping for him because as we've learned, Abe does all his shopping on Christmas Eve. Anyway, the other stupid thing, the CDC has some guidelines for Christmas celebrations and what you shouldn't do. This includes no singing, no shouting, keep music levels down low and of course, avoid drugs and alcohol. Here's a better thought, why not just cancel all celebrations outright much like everything else that was supposed to occur this year. After all, someone needs to keep Jack Daniels in business.
Finally, there was a discussion on the Google searches that occur on Thanksgiving in different states. There were some real eye openers and head scratchers. For example, Indiana was curious as to "how to unclog a toilet with a plunger?" Thankfully for us, we have Abe who used the power of radio to explain to us how to unclog a toilet? (or start a car, I think.) Wisconsin ironically did not question how to flush a cheese log but as to "why their poop is green?" All knowing Abe explained that this was due to them eating Flinstone Push Ups, obviously. North Dakota wondered "where is the Taco Bell near me?" As for California, they simply searched "racist grandma." Angi didn't go over Illinois but if she did, I'm sure it would have been my search for "Is Binny's open or what?" that appeared.
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So, would you be willing to go to a live sports event at an arena? If you answered yes, welcome to the minority as 29% of people polled said they would be willing to set foot within a stadium without a vaccine. A smarter 60% said that they are not interested until said vaccine is available. Since that's not going to be more than likely sometime in the spring, it's going to be another few months of sitting at home it seems.
Speaking of going out, Guns N' Roses have rescheduled 13 of their shows for the upcoming summer. This initiated conversations of a road trip, which left a few choices. When forced to choose between Milwaukee, Minneapolis (too far at 6 hours) Indianapolis and Detroit, a decision was made. Milwaukee will be the place Angi and Abe go for the show though I'm confused why Detroit didn't get love because maybe the Robocop statue will finally be there at that point.
We have another drunk ninja on our hands. This time, a drunk and high half naked man was found running around, humping a tree, screaming and eating branches. When the cops appeared, he ran into a neighbor's house (which caused them to bolt out) and when apprehended, he spit on the cops. Angi however condoned this behavior though when she saw a picture of the tree, which she found to be pretty sexy. Abe, confused about all of this until he saw the pic, simply added "Oh, I didn't realize he was humping the hole."
On today's edition of Anonymous Confessions, a "child" called in with her secret. You see, she happens to really love cabbage, which in turn gives her a really stinky booty. That's right, she's been farting up a storm in the bedroom and has been blaming it on the family dog. To help curb this disgusting behavior, the "child" was offered a ham, which she hoped would not cause her to be so windy.
Lastly, what's a show that you watch that you're embarrassed that you watch? This is in response to men admitting that they watch The Bachelor. Honestly, I'll watch The Bachelor for the comedy alone, all these fake dudes pretending they care about a chick, so dumb. Abe admitted that he watches all those MTV garbage shows like The Challenge, Jersey Shore and even Double Shot of Love. Angi too loves her some Jersey Shore. Personally, I left that all behind years ago but I still can't let go of my beloved Grey's Anatomy.
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
Tidbit: Angi realized there is a sex toy channel that exists solely at 4 a.m.
Quote: "I have no idea if he's (Matthew McConaughey) a Republcian or Democrat, he has my vote." - Abe
Quote: "Are there two guys who would bring the country together more than The Rock and Matthew McConaughey." - Abe
Quote: "That tree was asking for it with all those holes" - Angi
Quote: "If you're going to cheat and be a scumbag, just admit it." - Abe
(Delusional) Quote: "I used to destroy people on the court 10 years ago. Could I hit the hook shot now? Of course!" - Abe