1. Jay the Gay - Secretary of the Show, Head of all Roadies
2. Nadine (Abe's Mom) - Head Roadie of All Mothers
3. Mario - Head Roadie of Janitors
4. Noura - Head Roadie of Palos Heights
5. Glenn - Head Roadie of BBW
6. Angel - Head Roadie of Railroads aka Railroadie
7. Gear Jammin Jeffery - Head Roadie of Teamsters 710
8. Trash Man Tim - Head Roadie of Trash Men
9. Yamili - Head Roadie of Bolingbrook
10. Erin McHappy Meal - The Number #1 Roadie
11. Sandy - Head Roadie of All Sandy's
12. Tony - Head Roadie of Aurora
13. Hayden - Head Roadie of Australia
14. Ferrari - Head Roadie of Uber Drivers
15. Mino - Head Roadie of Hermosa
16. Serbian Bill - Head Roadie of Darien
17. John - Head Roadie of Stalkers
18. John from Niles - Head Roadie of Roadioke
19. Angry Bob - Head Roadie of A-Holes
20. Ilona - Head Roadie of the DMV
21. Dan - Head Roadie of Federal Prison
22. Konrad - Head Roadie of Canada
23. Pedro - Head Roadie of UPS Stores
24. Kim - Head Roadie of House Keepers
25. Chris - Head Roadie of Steel Mill Workers
26. Tony from Michigan City - Head Roadie of Sound Guys
27. Doctor of Dance - Head Roadie of Dancing
28. Denny - Head Roadie of Pilots
29. Erin - Head Roadie of Nurses
30. Jim - Head Roadie of Detroit
31. Trucker Jeff - Head Roadie of La Porte, Indiana
32. Lizzie - Head Roadie of Portage, Indiana
33. Jake from Manhattan - Head Roadie of The Local 597 Pipefitters
34. Linda - Head Roadie of The Southside Irish
35. Amanda - Head Roadie of Special Needs Parents
36. Dave - Head Roadie of Schererville Firefighters
37. Curt - Head Roadie of Oak Forest Firefighters
38. Patrick - Head Roadie of Schaumburg
39. Kevin - Head Roadie of South Loop
40. Dennis - Head Roadie of People Who Still Use CD's
41. Hamdija - Head Roadie of Balkan People
42. Michael - Head Roadie of School District U46
43. Kevin - Head Roadie of Elmwood Park