(please note, this is a general overview of what I intended to discuss, we usually go off the rails within 5 seconds.)
Because people can't be trusted to not do things like go out without a mask on or have a 400 person Halloween party, all this week Angi and Abe are working from home. Still, the show must go be on so live from our collective holes, here are today's notes.
So, Abe nailed his Best Bet of the Week again and as much as I hate to say it, I'm on that bandwagon now. Cautiously optimistic sure but Abe is fast becoming our Friday Morning Messiah and we are the followers who will reap the benefits of his wisdom. So, enjoy your free paper from this past weekend and set some aside to continue to increase your wealth when Abe introduces his next Best Bet of the Week this upcoming Friday morning.
In a bit of random news, Angi mentioned that tomorrow is National Cookie Monster Day (because everything needs its own variation of a holiday now.) The weird, unsettling, creepy thing that came from this though was Abe pulled out his own Cookie Monster puppet which he had sitting next to him in his basement hidey hole. There are so many questions that should be asked and I don't know where to start but that can be overlooked because Angi told us an even more disturbing truth. Cookie Monster is a spitter and if you consider it, she's spot on and now my childhood is ruined.
Finally, Angi has been having crazy covid dreams, much like the rest of us during these troubling times. In this nightmare scenario, she went out on a date with Matthew McCoughnahey. You see, Angi isn't really a fan and Abe is obsessed with him. Why, you must be asking yourself right now? It's because he has dinosaur arms (and to a lesser extent, he's also an over actor.) I'm going to add that I agree with her but only because he's so hairless, no thank you!
Extra Notes:
Halloween was discussed which was essentially non-existent for most everyone. Angi and Abe hid inside their respective covid holes. It didn't really matter because no one really went out aside from that 400 person party in New York, disgusting. As for costumes, Kylie Jenner wore a costume that gave Angi wood and if you'd like to see it, check out her Twitter.
Floyd Mayweather Jr. became a grandparent at 43 when his daughter gave birth to a child with some random rapper who hates him. Unpacking all that mess seems like a lot of effort so instead, let's focus on what Angi wanted to hear, which was listeners who became young grandparents.
Angi gave the listeners a list of words and phrases that are no longer viable to use if you are 40. For example, goodbye "Cray Cray, Lit, Yolo, Hashtag and All the Feels." Also on that list, one of Abe's favorite phrases "Oh Snap." I guess I'll no longer be talking about getting litty kitty while I down a bottle of Captain Morgan, for shame.
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
"Now I'm being looked at as the greatest sports handicapper ever" - Abe
Useless Fact: Abe has never seen a James Bond movie.
"Anyone dressed like Joe Exotic or Carole from Tiger King, I hate you." - Abe