It's spooktober witches and even though I've spent every night this month watching a horror movie or two with my roommate, I wasn't prepared for the horror show that was the disgusting food segment. I tend to usually cover my points in order of happening but this needed to be addressed.
So Drake had a party and the menu of what he served leaked, leading to the reveal that raisin mac and cheese is apparently a thing. This led to discussions about disgusting foods, like Abe's peanut butter, bacon, mayo and grilled onion burger. He also puts jelly on his sausage McMuffins. Btw Angi, Just keep warming that seat for me, Abe's intestines will rot out soon enough. Oh Abe also thinks that ketchup and pizza sauce is disgusting. Anyway, listeners called in and shared their horror story dishes. Zack likes peanut butter on his burgers as well. Marie puts ketchup on her mac and cheese. George likes pineapple, bacon and hot sauce on his pizza. Mike likes mustard on plain Lay's. Head Roadie Eight Inch Rob likes to eat bat and iguana cooked in bamboo shoots (and you wonder why we have covid now.) Lastly, the winner of this disgusting mess of a segment though was Roy, who eats buttered liver sausage sandwiches. BRB vomiting.
Btw, as the pendulum has to swing, Angi is not off the hook today either. We discovered early in the 5 A.M. hour that she once was almost kicked out of Animal Kingdom for feeding a giraffe a Dorito. Sidenote, god I love giraffe's, I mean how could I not love something that long.
So, if you had to marry your significant other where you met, where would that be? This question was brought forth after a couple got married in a Dunkin' drive through. Abe's would be a dead radio station because radio consumes his life it seems. Angi, on the other hand, was at the House of Blues and not behind a dumpster as Abe had suggested. Listener Lester would be at the Scareagon Brawlroom, which would be an actually cool wedding venue.
Unused Notes:
Do you love McFlurries, do you want a J Balvin meal, is your local McDonald's ice cream machine never turned on? Guess what, there's now an app for that. Mcbroken.com will tell you which McDonald's ice cream machines are broken in real time. Fun Fact: 20% in the Chicago area are currently broken.
Guitar Center is going bankrupt because who goes out to shop anymore? Let's face it though, the only interesting and relevant thing here was Angi's desire for Abe to bring his guitar in so he could play for all of us.
Clinger Interview: He is new to Chicago (coming from DC) and is the afternoon guy on Rock 95.5. He's looking forward to snow. He wants to explore and get to know the city, become a local and buy local asap. He's a Cubs fan. Clinger closes his eyes when he pees in public. If he wasn't on the radio, he would find forever homes for rescue animals.
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
"There's nothing hotter than a guy in an Under Armour shirt" - Angi
"Does everyone there (in Dixmoor,) have huge junk?" - Abe
Dual Abe Kanan tips in the 5 A.M. hour. He told us how to hard reset your iPhone and regave his amazing retention department tip.
An Abe inside tip: Go to The Weiners Circle and order a chocolate shake.