This is just a small taste of the show overall, the bits and bobs that I found interesting, funny, insightful and relevant. To hear everything that happened, check out the podcast of today's show. However, if you're looking for a quick read along with random self inserts and my personal thoughts, you've come to the right place.

Call in Points:

(This is the broadstroke canvas on which I base my call, obviously these notes are going to be longer and more detailed.)

One of our favorite things to do on this show is a good callback. Hell, on any given day (or in my notes and call ins,) there is a throwback reference to something that has occurred on the show prior. For that reason, it should have been no surprise to anyone when Angi pulled out a small recap to yesterday's time wasting segment. You remember, where we talked about sitting in traffic and listening to the show while watching Tik Tok videos. Sure you do! Well anyway, after the show went off air yesterday, Angi found one more for the list. Sitting on old with your insurance company is a great way to kill your two hour time waste for a day (or in Angi's case, an hour and a half.) That's right, after calling her health insurance provider, she was tossed around like a used condom in Drake's hotel room (throwback!) for an hour and a half until she finally ended up where she felt she belonged. She was beyond furious when it was all said and done but her belief is that the business is finally handled (cut to three weeks from now when the business was not handled.) As for backstory, Angi has had health insurance since the inception of the station (que the spinning top.) Also included in this insurance is her daughter who wants to see her jump out that window some day and the forever suffering Jay the Straight. Here's the issue though, for the last year and a handful of months, insurance just does not want to recognize Jay the Straight. Even though he is paid for and has his cards, every time he goes to a doctor or tries to get a prescription filled, they tell him he is not covered. I guess that explains why the restless leg syndrome that has Angi considering divorce has yet to get it's medication covered. Anyway, she has been on the phone with them for said year and a half and each time, they assure her that the problem is fixed. Funny enough, the very next interaction counteracts what they tell her. Again she calls, "it's fixed," and yet again it still isn't. The belief now is after yesterday's back and forth, things are finally okay but I have this feeling that it won't be the case at all and we'll hear about it again soon enough. Obviously, the thought is if she has to deal with it happening once more, I can see the building burning to the ground. Abe decided that it was the perfect opportunity to mention (on air for the first time) about a covid scare the pair of them had about a month ago. Due to this, he had to deal with the iHeart health insurance place as well. There apparently was much back and forth on his end as well and they too were having issues verifying him. It wound up taking three hours for him to get a covid test. All this eventually led to a D measuring contest as to what is worse: insurance companies, the DMV or the IRS. The IRS seemed to be the weighted winner and Angi told stories of how they once drained her bank account while Abe lamented his tax refund being eaten up this year by them. I guess I should end this by saying that we here at The Angi Taylor Show love the IRS and would not want them to do anything to us that involves money absorption or putting our hands in a vice.

It's hump day which means things here on The Angi Taylor Show are usually going to be very sexy and today did not disappoint. While doing her show prep (which I'm assuming is her lying on the couch in her office on her stomach, drinking brown liquor from the bottle and swearing at anyone who has the audacity to look her in the eye,) Angi came across an interesting "Dear Abby" type thing. The writer was a girl who recently moved in with her boyfriend and came to the horrifying realization that her boyfriend likes to sleep in the nude. Like, she was really upset by this and furthermore, felt compelled to write a help column after he shrugged off her thoughtful gift of a bunch of pajamas. Her pressing matter was the question of whether or not this was a bad thing, her being upset and the nudity (I think, let's face it I only grabbed this to discuss Angi and Abe's thoughts.) For Angi, sleeping in the nude is something she has to do. She doesn't like the restriction of clothes as is so on and in the sheets it only makes sense that she goes au natural. You need to keep in mind by the way that Angi also doesn't wear underwear which is how our idea of us selling her worn underwear in the lobby got torpedoed so quickly. Of course Abe was completely against all of this because for every ying on this show, he needs to be our yang. His rationale is that he doesn't like having all that on the bed as a guy. Angi decided to remind him that he was voted as having the "Cleanest Ass in Chicago" but that doesn't matter to him. He just does not see the appeal of having his ass all "laid out." Plus, you can't forget those grandpa balls which are "too loose" and just everywhere. There was also this irrational fear of being in the nude and suddenly someone like comes into the room in the middle of the night. I think the fear was less a serial killer or Freddy Krueger and more his girlfriend Cathy Tropicana finally figuring out the door code. Abe's stance is that when guys go to bed, if they want to take their clothes off they should be down to at least boxer briefs. In his mind, a guy just doesn't look cool when he is naked. May I add before capping this that where the hell was this whole conversation yesterday during Gay Tuesday. Angi brought us back round to the matter at hand with a valid question. If she's been dating this guy long enough to want to move in, how is it she is just discovering now that he likes to sleep in the nude? The topic finished itself off (zing) with a quick point about how Nikki Sixx and Slash probably don't wear underwear. Cool, I'm going to go down half a handle of Captain White for all these sus shots.

Other Stuff from Today's Show:

So, with the pandemic still going on and time moving like a train filled with Amazon packages waiting to be robbed (Google it,) Angi has run out of things to do ... again. Sure, I feel like we have this discussion at least once a week but then again, every day feels like a mashup of the previous so maybe this is some kind of warped time paradox. Anyway, since she's seen all that Netflix has to offer, Angi was rewatching Seinfeld yesterday afternoon (to unwind from her insurance calling frustrations.) The episode that caught her attention and became the biggest talking point of the morning involved Jerry and his nitpicking of the girls he was dating. This inspired her to come up with our big discussion topic of the morning, what is the pettiest reason that you've ever decided not to date someone or refuse to date someone? For example, Angi would blow you off if she found out you like country music. If you mention Dierks Bentley, she would leave you sitting at the bar alone. Abe doesn't agree with her on the whole point and says that guys will just bang (and by extension date) any girl. Like even if their politics are trash, they will stuff it in there if they have a pulse and are breathing. As for Abe, he will not date anyone who has bad breath because after all, he is known for his good breath. Angi also would not date a guy who is wearing anything that is bedazzled. While we're at it, remove people with crispy/crunchy hair from the pool for Abe as well. Oh yeah and loud breathers are on Angi's get lost list and guys who hold forks like a shovel. On top of that (see the running joke here is they kept adding more stuff) Angi hates misspelled tweets and emails. Abe will not associate with ladies who deal with guys who have skin tags. Lastly (maybe, probably not,) if you don't know the difference between "their, there and they're." Finally, we went to the phones (and social media due to Panterica helping make life easier,) and there was plenty more to add. Tracy said guys who wear motorcycle vests over every outfit. Kelly will not date you if you have messed up teeth. Abe figured Invisalign could help with that but Angi said she had been down that road and it made her sound like she had a lisp on air so she had to use it. Over on the social media feed, King Mario stayed true to his brand and said that he will 86 if you don't like Nickelback. Head Roadie Jim will not have anything to do with girls with fake eyelashes. Julian assumes a girl with a pop socket on her phone is always going to be on it. Patrick once dumped a girl for having spiders above her front door that she didn't care about. Lauren has an issue with height (though she doesn't specify short or tall.) Drew will toss anyone who likes the Dallas Cowboys. Head Roadie Zack does not want a girl with kids. Lastly, Scott is going to swipe left if you're a bad kisser.

Finally, it's a day that ends in the word "day" so that means we are discussing OnlyFans. No, Angi hasn't finally decided to make the secret one we have for the Head Roadies public and no, Abe will not give out the link to the one where he eats Duke's mayo shirtless. Instead, our focus today is on a girl named Evelyn Miller who is so incredible, Angi and Abe both made seperate accounts to follow her. This kinda hot Australian woman was born with two vaginas. That's right, more holes than intended means that she is making $75,000 a month to showcase them (well, one of them at least.) Somehow this girl did not realize that she had two of them until she was twenty (which opens a ton of questions to go along with the realization.) Not only is she prime for niche porn but she also has two wombs which means she can have two babies with two different guys (if the money is right clearly.) Angi actually was in love with the idea of having two happy holes until she considered needing double the femine products and having to take double the STD tests. Again though, the money you could have made working in the circus would have totally been worth the trouble imo. Here's some more information about the happy hole whore (I mean, she is showing them for money.) She actually only shows one of her vaginas on her OnlyFans as the other is plugged up (cough) for her lover to only view. As I said, since she has two wombs she can have two kids from two different fathers. Also, the sex is apparently different feeling depending on which hole is being used. She also can't have a vaginal birth so when the baby comes out, it will be through her leg (throwback to Abe's stupidity here.) Abe signed up and took out a bank loan to see how the vaginas "lay." Angi explained that one is where her taint should be or your "scrack (sp.)" She's also apparently pregnant at the moment on her page but Abe paid no mind to that while he licked the screen. If you don't feel like looking her up, Abe said she looks like ring girl Brittney Palmer. Angi was creeped out by Abe knowing the name of ring girls for the UFC because that was apparently the least weird thing that happened during this segment. Regardless, we are currently attempting to figure out if we can write off our viewing of the page to the station so I'm signing off to look at two holes on one c....

Request Wars 2.0:

Champion: Angi (Streak: 4)

Angi's (repping Shawn) Song Choice: "Stinkfist"

Abe's (repping Gonzo) Song Choice: "Hit the Lights"

Observation:

Abe doesn't care about his song choices as usual because his choice today was dictated by Gonzo's name. This also seemed to be an excuse for Abe to break out his Dave Mustaine impression as usual. This could have gone either way because both are great rock songs but Abe finally put Angi down.

Winner: Abe

10 O'Clock Toast:

Daniel Radcliffe. He's going to be playing Weird Al in a Roku movie. Roku ... ROKU.

Show Quotes and Tidbits:

"If I had two of those (vaginas,) both would be the whore side." - Angi

"I'm known for boxer briefs." - Abe

"I'm like the three bears..." - Abe

"Not too gay, not too straight..." - Angi

PSAbe: Hey, if you have skin tags, get them removed.

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