An "elegance expert" has given a list of things elegant women never do (elegance is our top priority) and it's... it sure is something. She says:
- Don't be rude or snarky to another person: I'm already out. Snark is 80% of my personality
- Don't push your plate away at the end of the meal
- Don't take your jacket to the table at a restaurant
- Don't go to the bathroom duing a meal in a restaurant: this one is BAFFLING. Give yourself a UTI so you can be elegant
- Don't talk loudly on the phone in public: no can do. Can't control the volume of my voice when I'm excited
- Don't stare at people
- Don't chew gum in public: good breath is for inelegant trash, apparently
- Don't show the sole of your shoes when you sit down: feet bottoms are for peasants
- Don't explain why you can't attend and event: you're too expensive for clarification
- Don't carry a large purse at night: the time of day is HEAVILY effected by fashion.