A woman is likely facing criminal charges after attempting to ride a wild dolphin, like a horse, back out to sea after it got lost in shallow water. She was also topless at the time, which is really neither here nor there, but everything just seems that more unhinged when tiddies are out. While we understand from the 2003 nature documentary Finding Nemo fish are friends, not food, maybe nearly drowning a sea mammal while trying to recreate the picture on your Lisa Frank folder might not be the dolphin’s definition of friendship. Riding trained dolphins in a controlled environment with overseeing professionals? Absolutely. Drunkenly straddling a scared, lost, wild dolphin with nips out? Don't do that.