Don't Do That: Get Mom's Bite Mark Tattooed

A dude named Since wanted to get a special tattoo dedicated to his mom. So sweet! So he had her BITE HIS LEG, then GOT THE IMPRINT OF IT TATTOOED. Yeah, that's a first class, one way ticket on the Nope train to AbsolutelyNotsville. It raises so many questions about their familial displays of affection. Couldn't go with a peck on the cheek? A pat on the back? Had to be a BITE on the LEG??

How is he gonna explain that to his bros? "Oh sh*t a bite mark? Niiiiice. Wait, from your MOM???" That dude is setting himself up for awkward questions and weird looks for the rest of his life. Don't do that.


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