An American tourist in Barcelona, Spain was walking around with a million dollar watch on his wrist. Predictably, he got mugged.
Dude. Don't do that. A million dollar watch?? Who are you trying to impress?? Don't do that, just use the clock on your phone like the non-pretentious folk. You're vacationing in Spain, the world already knows your wealth isn't hurting. Oh god, according to reports the watch is called the "Black Caviar Bang." Anything that mentions caviar in the name is gonna get stolen. So just. Don't do that.
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