Ok now this one is really gonna grind your gears.
A Minnesota man allegedly trespassed at a Hyatt and, during a confrontation with an employee, pulled out his homemade wand. Ya know, a stick.
The employee, in turn, PULLED OUT A GUN.
Listen, there's a reason Harry Potter fans have been asking why Voldemort didn't just bring a glock. We know gun beats wand.
But somehow, THE COPS ARRESTED THE WIZARD. This is some anti-magic injustice we will not stand for!!