New Jersey is Being Super Lame with Weed

Tomorrow is the highest of holidays: 4/20. New Jersey is about to start recreational sales of marijuana. Those bastards are pushing it to 4/21 because they don't want us to have nice things.

Ok, technically it's because they're worried people will flood the stores.

...so?? You mean dispensaries will make a huge amount of money on their first day? What a terrible concept. This isn't Black Friday, it's not like people are gonna punch each other in the face over some weed. That's not really how weed smokers roll. We're the mellow type. Obviously.


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