In this episode of Real Things that Sound Wrong: Oreos are VEGAN. You'll notice on the package those little sneaky minxes spell it "creme" and not "cream." That's because it's friggin' VEGETABLE OIL.
HOW DO YOU EVEN TAKE OIL AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT???
Wait a minute. This means Oreos are vegetables. Oreos are healthy. Oreos are basically salad cookies. Wow I'm gonna be riding this false equivalency into the high blood sugar sunset.