Some chick is stirring up drama on the internet (not linking it. Not giving it the clicks. It's a tweet. Whatever.) by saying "As a man, why are you even okay with ordering a fruity or mixed drink? 'Let me get a strawberry margarita.’ Dawg, do you even hear how you sound? LMFAO. If you don’t order Henny or D’usse straight like a man, tighten TF up, dawg. LMFAO.”
There's just so much wrong with all of that, and we're going to choose to let most of it go.
Just a quick question: DO YOU THINK GENDER EFFECTS TASTE BUDS???
Like dudes have something in their testosterone that makes them think the taste of literal poison that you're ingesting in controlled amounts so it doesn't kill you, but does mess with your brain, tastes better than FRUIT???
Get you a man who drinks strawberry margaritas. That's a dude you want to vacation with. That's a dude you wanna brunch with. And that's a dude who is gonna taste a whole lot better to make out with at the end of the night. Let's just be real.