Some masochist (or sadist, we're not sure of their dairy affiliations) decided to ruin everyone's blissful ignorance and looked into what actually happens to us when we eat an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
The list includes an increased risk of obesity, gaining belly fat, becoming sluggish, STRENGTHENING BONES???
Yep. Not reading any further on that one. That's all the info we need. Give us the ice cream for our bones. It's our new favorite health food.