Shamrock is Not a Flavor I Will Absolutely Die on This Hill

Honestly so sick of the fake news media trying to convince us "shamrock" is a legitimate flavor. We got the shamrock shake from McD's, a shamrock macchiato from Dunkin', and every other type of food that can be dyed green tends to get "shamrock" slapped in front of it during March.

But shamrock IS NOT A F L A V O R. The shake and macchiato taste like mint, which is universally recognized as not shamrock.

A shamrock is a g*ddamn clover. You want your milkshake to taste like your front lawn? Yeah, didn't think so. Now, go sip your mint shake somewhere else, we can't stomach the LIES.


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