It's 13 Effing Degrees

Why. WHY. 13 degrees is not right. Humans were not meant to live here. We are defying nature or something.

13?? The temperature can barely see an Austin Powers movie without a chaperone. Take it back, Mother Nature. It's not ready. It needs to mature. Bring it back when it's a well-seasoned 72. When it knows what's up.

It's so cold, when you go outside your nipples can be graded on the Mohs scale.


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