According to this article, the most common fear amongst (did you hear me? AMONGST. You'd have no idea I dropped out of college.) the people of Illinois is needles.
Seriously?? Needles?? AT A TIME LIKE THIS??? Listen we can't die by irony.
If only because we won't be around to laugh about it. And that's the real tragedy.
And the death but that's gonna happen to us anyway. Just make sure it's not because you're scared of f*cking needles during a pandemic.