A French couple riding their bikes along a canal called police when they discovered what they thought was a human body floating in the water. When police arrived on site, they found it was actually a sex doll wrapped in a black bag.
Really putting the 'd' in PTSD.
Wait, I'm glad he wrapped it up.
Wait wait, this was her first venture into canal.
Wait wait wait, whether it was the cops or her previous owner, everyone seemed to be arriving.
Ok I'm done.
Which is what she said OK THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.