Craigslist Missed Connections: Blocked Edition

why did you block me?(Chicago)
i know you got mad when I borrowed your car and credit card without asking but not cool to get cops involved. i let you do anil (in my butt) with me in front of all your friends and now you block me? i want my beanie baby collection back and my disney blanket. i aint no stalker but I will find you even if I have to go to your job or your parents house at holiday. im the best thing you ever had fool and im sorry and love you and want us to make babirs together

I had to pick this one because I've been in a relationship with this person. So have many of my friends. This person is a walking red flag. This person is also hilariously pathetic. A beanie baby collection and a disney blanket?? First of all, it's not 1994. We're not collecting anymore beanie babies, sis. Also I'm losing it at "anil (in my butt)" bro don't tell on yourself like that.

"I aint no stalker" -immediately describes stalking-

This person would be more fun to laugh at if they also didn't seem straight up dangerous. Here's to hoping they stay blocked.


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