Bag-pipe Player Available(Chicago)
Pipe-bag player available for work.
Classically trained on the Chanter (main pipe). Experienced air supply and blow for great control of the bag. Creating a very memorable experience.
Available for solo auditions. Prefer to perform my skills alone. Immediate start available.
Please request a copy of my CV/Resume.
Holy sh*t this is my favorite post ever on this hell site. First off, if this ISN'T a sex post, that's a travesty.
But it is.
The masterpiece of a metaphor! The thoroughness of its detail! Absolutely brilliant. I only have one question:
Wtf kind of resume is he alluding to? Like is that just his number? Or is he about to give a list of all the people he's... "played for" before? Either way, I'm rooting for this dude.