Any ladies looking to have their carpet cleaned
I’m visiting Chicago and I leave tomorrow night I was wondering if there were any ladies that would like to have a carpet cleaning I’m very good at my work I have a lot of experience and very big tools
An absolute masterpiece of a missed connection. There is a very specific kind of woman who responds positively to the offer of a carpet cleaning with very big tools, and that woman is delighted right now. As she should be. No pressuring, no shallow, physical requirements. Just a guy, posting online, for a lady, to clean her carpets. Beautiful.