Buckle the f*ck up for this one. Glenn Danzig is making a vampire spaghetti western, -
wait I want to make sure that had the full effect on you.
VAMPIRE
SPAGHETTI
WESTERN
ok now we may move on.
-with Danny Trejo, Eli Roth, and Devon Sawa. Now, given that it's Danzig, of course no one expected *normal.* This, however, is a totally different, nonsensical level and I'm so here for it. The safe for work version of the trailer is above and shows this movie has everything we want: vampires, shoot outs, boobs, Danny Trejo. It's the kind of movie I look forward to watching while very stoned for maximum enjoyment.