This is Ashley Michele Wisdom. She's an actress in LA and is currently dating Glenn Danzig. However, she knows virtually nothing about his career. She did a Q&A session on her instagram story where she revealed she prefers Britney Spears...
...she doesn't really know ANY of his songs, nor even who he was before they met...
...and she never saw any of his old interviews.
To be fair, I almost understand. At least from his perspective. First of all, she's OBVIOUSLY smokin'. I'm straight, not blind. Secondly, it WOULD be weird if he dated a legit fan. That's kind of predatory. HOWEVER, how do you not know who Danzig is?? Fine, maybe her parents were never into rock and she was just never exposed to it. Ok.
But you're telling me, in the year of our Lord 2,021, this woman has not cyberstalked her boyfriend??
Before I went on a date with my husband, I stalked his Facebook, Instagram, and Googled him.
Wait, ok, maybe I'm the problem.