(please note, this is a general overview of what I intended to discuss, we usually go off the rails within 5 seconds.)
As covid hell rages all around us, I continue to lose track of days. I think it's Thursday, I know it's going to be in the 70's today but we mustn't dwell on anything else because it's AC/DC day!
That's right, legendary rock band AC/DC has a new album calledPower Up coming out Nov 13th aka next Friday. To promote it, Angus Young and Brian Johnson called in to discuss a plethora of topics. Including but not limited to how they keep their signature sound? What inspired them to record an album during covid? Would they do a drive in theater show? Is Brian Johnson sick of fans doing their Brian Johnson impressions? A tale about looking for the Loch Ness monster and lastly, they said they'd definitely come visit the studio once life resembles some form of normalcy. To keep things in balance with our hosts though, personal bits were added including Angi graduating to "Thunderstruck," Abe asking the most on brand question ever (is it true that kangaroos kick people's asses?) and a story about how Angi almost got beat up by a kangaroo. A really great interview overall that you should definitely give a listen to.
So, what do Angi and Jay the Straight discuss? Work, plans, something about their kid. You know, typical couple stuff. Abe and his girlfriend however spent an hour yesterday discussing gorilla junk. For example, did you know gorillas have small junk? How about that chimps have bigger junk than gorillas. Abe, for whatever reason, expected them to be big like Ron Jeremy. Angi pondered about gorilla manscaping. Then of course, Abe implored everyone to Google gorilla junk (penis.) If you're like me, make sure you have someone you love at the ready to delete your browser history and destroy your gadgets when you die.
Finally, buried here at the end, much like a newspaper retraction, I need to issue a correction to yesterday's notes. Angi Alzhemiers gave me a steaming piece of hot tea gossip that was wrong. When I printed that Shawn Michael's was hitting on girls at the bar after Wrestlemania, it turns out it was Marty Jannetty (who is now famous for allegedly killing a man.) Clearly, the fact checker who reviews these notes and was hired by Angi needs to be fired. We here at The Angi Taylor Morning Show regret giving this ridiculous misinformation and blame the decaying mental state of our beloved hostess.
Other Topics:
Listen up, We are seeking more head roadies! Do you want to represent not only something you love but also the show, then we need you out there doing the work. Go above and beyond the tell 3 friends rule, change all the presets for radio buttons everywhere to Rock 95.5, talk about the station and especially the show to everyone you see (just make sure you are wearing a mask.) If you feel you are worthy and can showcase these deeds, call in soon and give us a reason to anoint you.
AWedding Crashers sequel is being considered for some reason. This led to a quick discussion on movies that are better than the original. Quick takes includedThe Godfather 2andRocky 2(which then turned into a discussion about Mickey being pushed over to his death or some mess.) My two cents on this topic:The Dark Knight,Terminator 2andEvil Dead II are my top 3 in this particular category.
Lastly, a hodgepodge of quick points of things that are coming soon. There's a type of paint that may make air conditioners irrelevant (highly unlikely,) a white whiskey that is flavored with venison (disgusting,) and someTiger Kingporn featuring Jeff and Lauren (revolting.)
Show Quotes and Tidbits:
"Hey, let me ask you a question. If Slash ran for president or Axl Rose or someone I really love, I would vote for them as a joke." - Abe (One, what the hell kind of question/quote mess is this. Two, this is why Kanye got 60,000 votes.)
PSAbe: Stop sending Abe garbage trade offers for his Fantasy Football teams!
"If I google gorilla junk, will the FBI show up?" - Angi